18+ Jokes

Cynthia, who was a rather well-proportioned (well endowed) secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel she was lodging in. She wore a bathing...

A man goes to church and tells the priest, "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."The priest asks him, "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"The man says, "Well, me and the woman...

One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for s*x."What's that?" he asked.She...

A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before webegin, Ill need to ask a few questions.He gets her name,...

A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...

Akpos was in a Mathematics class, a class he never liked. The teacher was teaching Algebra that day and the aspect involved was somewhat easy. The teacher decided to evaluate the...

SON: Dad!DAD:: Son what your problem?SON: Can you believe that the landlord always come into our room if you are not around?DAD: Maybe he came to check the electricity bill.SON:...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."...

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

A wife says to her friend, "Our s e x life stinks!"Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having s e x?" She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend...