I'm A Prostitute
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:10
A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we
begin, Ill need to ask a few questions.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is your occupation?
The woman replies, Im a whore.
The accountant balks and says, No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too bad. Lets try to rephrase that.
The woman says, Ok, Im a prostitute.
No, that is still too crude. Try again.
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, Im a chicken farmer.
The accountant asks, What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?
Well, I raised over 5,000 c*cks last year.
begin, Ill need to ask a few questions.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is your occupation?
The woman replies, Im a whore.
The accountant balks and says, No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too bad. Lets try to rephrase that.
The woman says, Ok, Im a prostitute.
No, that is still too crude. Try again.
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, Im a chicken farmer.
The accountant asks, What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?
Well, I raised over 5,000 c*cks last year.
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