General Jokes
While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friendsMARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, his music still lives.JOY: Michael Jackson is...
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.Physical properties:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...
DAD: What's 10 plus 10?AKPOS: I don't know.DAD: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you.AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira...
Peter and Paul were friends and great hunters. They hunted and killed animals which they skinned and sold in the market. This time they decided to skin a lion. They went to the...
GIRL: Honey, where are you? BOY: I'm at the bank. GIRL: OK. I need N25,000 to make my hair, N50,000 to go shopping and N100,000 for my pocket money. BOY: Baby, I mean I'm at the...
Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...
Two friends went hunting, one of them got bit by a snake on his buttocks so the other called for the nearest doctor. Unfortunately for him the doctor was in the middle of a...