General Jokes

After a ghastly motor accident, the police try to get in touch with the relatives of the victims...Police: Sir we think your wife just had an accident, we need you to come to the...

Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?"Akpos: I'm writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.

Akpos was drunk then a police officer arrest himOFFICER: How high are you?AKPOS: It is not "How hi are you?", it's "Hi, How are you?".

OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?AKPOS: Last night, Ebube told me to respect myself.

Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...

Police: Mr Apkos, where do u Live?Akpos: with my mom.Police: where does ur mom live?Akpos: with my Dad.Police: [Getting Impatient] where does ur dad live?Akpos: with me and my mom...

Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.Welcome to Nigeria Police...

Akpos asked Chichi in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!All the students in the library...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to Akpos...

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