General Jokes
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency...
Akpos: How much are your eggs? Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and CRACKED ones N5. Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG ones"
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I...
Four friends are sitting at a table discussing how rich their sons are.FIRST MAN: My son is so rich he bought his friend the new ferrari.SECOND MAN: That's nothing my son bought...
A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them. The following conversation ensued: POLICE: Are...
LAWYER: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?CLIENT: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I...
One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages.He said "I was ironing my clothes when the...
A man was walking in a bush, suddenly, he saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down for prayers, so that GOD would deliver him. When he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling...
Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...