General Jokes
A woman asked her friend to please borrow her her make-up kit. As she fumbled for her pause, she noticed a remote control for a television set her purse."So, do you always carry...
An elderly man remembers the good old days, When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle...
Akpos, a guy in his mid thirties who is also known for making lots of troubles, walked into a bar, met with the manager and started yelling, "Give me one carton of beer, five...
As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour's little child at the other end of the street holding two ten naira notes, he was crying profusely. I asked him, ''Junior...
GUY: Babe what phone is this?GIRL: Well is the new Bold 20GUY: Does Bold 20 exist?GIRL: YesGUY: How much?GIRL: Bought it for N500,000GUY: WTF! What can it do?GIRL: It doesn't go...
My neighbour and I went to the police station to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband. She said, "He is 41 years old,...
An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank that...
TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?
Nigerians love Alcohol so much...If Something Good happens, they Drink to Celebrate it.If Something bad Happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.If Nothing Happens...
Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....