General Jokes

A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...

Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."

Just before hanging the prisoner, the judge asked the prisoner...JUDGE: What is your last wish?PRISONER: I want to update my Facebook Status as dead

A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...

A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Ive got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in...

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...

Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued... GEORGE: Are you watching a football game? KWAME: Yes. He...

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's more than two. Ugly: It's actually ten. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good...

Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...

One morning, Akpos went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off into the road. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went...