General Jokes

Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos.The first Politician started, "I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh.""I...

There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...

Akpos and his friend falls down a hole.HIS FRIEND: Its dark in here.AKPOS: I don't know, I can't see!

Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his...

KWAME: Akpos! Why do you put on tie during sex?AKPOS: I want her to know I mean business!

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I hate my bank!AKPOS: Why?CYNTHIA: They've been frustrating all day. I was in the bank all day trying to...

A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "Kunle! What is this?!" The...

Two lunatics, Akpos and Angelina escaped from a psychiatric home. Only few blocks away from the psychiatric home, Akpos asked Angelina...AKPOS: Where are we heading to?ANGELINA:...

A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served the man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three beers again.The next...

A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The managing director who was stepping down, met with him privately and...