General Jokes
OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: Meaning?AKPOS: Michael Peter sir.OFFICER EAZY: Your father's name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?...
A man was driving his car on a hot sunny afternoon. He gets to a police checkpoint and the following conversation takes place:MAN: How may I help you officer?OFFICER: Why aren't...
A guy was with a prostitute in a hotel room. During sex in the dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp and lifeless. While the confused guy was still trying to understand...
A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled...
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they suddenly realized they...
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich illiterate African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue...
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of rsums he found four people who were equally qualified. An...
A beggar comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and knocks gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the beggar asks him, "Please sir, could you give me...
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine...
Conversation between Akpos and a rat:RAT: (With a tiny voice) Hello.MAN: Hello, who am I speaking with?RAT: Na Mr Akpos be dis abi?MAN: Yes! You are speaking wit Mr Akpos. Who is...