General Jokes

A man sped past a stop sign one day, and a traffic officer spotted him. When the man was stopped, the following conversation arose:OFFICER: Didn't you see that red sign there that...

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...

Three men at a bar were discussing a certain woman who was having trouble getting pregnant.The first man says, She must be impregnable.The second man says, Shes probably...

A young man on a flashy car visited to a restaurant where Akpos works as a waiter and orders for soup. Five minutes, Akpos came out with the soup and this was the conversation...

One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Have you anything to cure hiccups?" The chemist asked him to turn round and suddenly gave him a hard slap on the back. The man...

A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was...

A boy after spending a great time with his girlfriend, saw a man's picture in her bag. So he asked"Is he your ex-boy friend?" The girl hissed and replied "No dear, that was me...

Akpos : One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike most people, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Pressure."

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell...