General Jokes

A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...

Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...

FRIEND 1: I can make you say brown. FRIEND 2: Hmmm. You can't make me say brown. FRIEND 1: Ok, what is the colour of...

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away.Johnny, wait until weve said our prayer,...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks...

A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing...

Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...