General Jokes
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...
A lady was sitting close to a guy in a bus:LADY: Can you help me do something to my breast.GUY: (smiling) Yes! I can.LADY: Can you stop staring at my boobs?
MAN 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and...
A girl updates her Father's picture on BBM. Her friend pings her, "So you know this man too??? HE HATES USING CONDOMS!"
Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to...
A conversation between two sellers...UCHE: Emeka, How's business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold only one dress.UCHE: That's really bad. How about today?EMEKA:...
CUSTOMER: How much is that tie?SALESMAN: $100CUSTOMER: Why? I can buy a pair of shoes with that money?SALESMAN: But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?
A widower with three children got married to a widow with two kids and gave birth to three children together. One day a fight occurred amongst all the children. The woman tried to...
An Arab Man stops a taxi, entered it and said "Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and my religion decreed that I should not listen to it...