General Jokes
Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
JULIUS MALEMA: Hello, I would like to order some guns, please. GUNSMITH: Some what? (The line is bad)JULIUS: Guns (Getting louder) GUNSMITH: Sorry, I can hardly hear, please...
Q: How do you count cows?A: With a cowculator.
Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not...
A group of people were beating a thief, who was accused of stealing a goat. On their way, they met a pastor. PASTOR: Why are you beating him? PEOPLE: He stole a goat. THIEF: Haa!...