School Jokes
Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.-...
A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he...
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Akpos, why has your school work been so poor lately...
Akpos and a little girl are playing. Akpos pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...
At the end of a lecture, the teacher asked the student whether they had any questions to ask.AKPOS: Sir! I don't understand the topic.TEACHER: Hmmm. You should have listened to...
When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity...
Akpos went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way...WHITE LADY: What are you going to the USA for?AKPOS: To...
A biology teacher draws a frog on the board: TEACHER: Who can tell me what I just drew on the board? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stood up) You sir!Akpos has been expelled from...
Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument ENGLISH TEACHER: What a...