School Jokes

During English class, the teacher asked akpos to spell plantain and the following conversations took place: TEACHER: Hey Akpos, spell plantain? AKPOS: Which of the plantain...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...

Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...

Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your...

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...

A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...

TEACHER: Akpos, if you are having ten coconuts and five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?AKPOS: I don't know sir.TEACHER: Why? AKPOS: In our class...

MUM: What did you learn at school today?ME: How to write!MUM: What did you write?ME: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...