School Jokes
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Akpos, why has your school work been so poor lately...
Akpos and a little girl are playing. Akpos pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...
Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...
Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your...
TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...
A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...
TEACHER: Akpos, if you are having ten coconuts and five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?AKPOS: I don't know sir.TEACHER: Why? AKPOS: In our class...
MUM: What did you learn at school today?ME: How to write!MUM: What did you write?ME: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!