School Jokes

Akpos, just getting home from school runs up to his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you think so?""Well, that's because you're from...

In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.

One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?AKPOS: Yes sir.TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?AKPOS: It's a horse, sir.TEACHER:...

TEACHER: How old is your father?STUDENT: He is as old as me.TEACHER: (surprised) How? I don't understand.STUDENT: He became a father when I was born.

During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!

TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...

A principal was addressing his students on HIV, he said, ''Abstinence is the best method because condoms could break and also spermicidal creams could fail." He also said, "There...

When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news...

TEACHER: Akpos, name 10 animals you know. AKPOS: 9 Lions and an Elephant