School Jokes

My teacher stood me up in class and pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an Idiot".I spent the whole day in detention because I asked him which end he was...

A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise...

TEACHER: If your father has N10, and you asked for N5, how much will your father have?AKPOS: N10TEACHER: You don't know Maths.AKPOS: You don't know my father!

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for...

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?.. Akpos: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What re you talking about? Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O

OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week![Another Boy laughs]TEACHER: Why did you laugh?BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.TEACHER: Get out...

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness".Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

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