School Jokes

Teacher: Akpos! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns....Akpos: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down.

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?AKPOS: A drinking problem!

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

Akpos again!!! Akpos got 2 skool late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos answered "one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" the...

TEACHER: Who is d President of Iraq?JOHNNY: I don't know MissTEACHER: You need to focus more on your studies.JOHNNY: Please Miss, can I ask a question?TEACHER: Yes.JOHNNY: Do U...

Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...

AKPOS: Isn't our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who i am? AKPOS: NoGIRL: Im his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.

Teacher: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?Akpos: Lambta ighotobore amarkata.Teacher: I don't understand you.Akpos: Same here!

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?