School Jokes

After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...

TEACHER: Where's your homework? STUDENT: I lost it fighting this kid who said you were the worst teacher in school.

In class one day, the Teacher pulled Akpos over to his desk after a test, and said, "Akpos I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Akpos was astounded and...

A woman brought her daughter to a boy's father to complain about his son...WOMAN: Your son told my daughter to kiss him in front of the whole class!BOY'S FATHER: Son, why did you...

Letter from a Teacher to a child's Parents: "Dear Parents,Malik is not smelling nice in class, will you please wash him properly.Parents' reply:"Dear Teacher, Malik is not a rose...

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...

In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.JAMES: I will look for...

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...

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