School Jokes

TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...

In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!

Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...

Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...

TEACHER: Now, Akpos, tell me the truth, do you pray before eating?AKPOS: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.

Our CRK teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible.She decided to give us 5 questions...

In a science class...TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder later?AKPOS: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.

During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...

Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam