School Jokes
In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...
In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...
In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...
This letter is for the teachers that taught me during my secondary school days...To my MATHEMATICS TEACHER, you did well, but the formulas and quadratic equations you taught in...
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE
In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...