In My Shoes

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level...

"I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.

JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it!

"That's smart of you James." says the teacher.

"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.

JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope.

"Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.

"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.

AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!

TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.

AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.