Marriage Jokes
Akpos spent the night with his mistress and comes back in the morning.WIFE: Where have you been? Where did you sleep?AKPOS: At Johnny's place, he lost his sister.WIFE: OK...you...
Kwame was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, I dont have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on...
Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is having sex with a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy...
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
Dear ChikiMy wife and I just got married, I am 45 and she is 26. We moved into a new apartment which needs a lot of plumbing work so I hired this plumber. I swear, the guy is...
A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...
WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you.HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.
A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "The audience was silent and...
Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.DEACON: Of course, that's...