Marriage Jokes
Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.WIFE: Don'...
Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.
A Nigerian lady who married a Chinese guy gave birth to a baby girl after nine months of marriage but after three months, the baby died. The mother of the Nigeria lady came to...
AKPOS: Mum, when I grow up, I will marry a woman who is much prettier than you are.MUM: That was what your father said to his mum, but he ended up marrying a baboon!
A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...
WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you.HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.
A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "The audience was silent and...
A friend of mine had never had sex before.He knew nothing about it. His parents married a girl for him and on the first night after the marriage, he entered the bedroom only to...
Akpos, a shell oil company worker came home from a two years offshore only to find his wife with a newborn baby.Angry, he was determined to track down the father to take revenge."...
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I...