Family Jokes
Akpos looked at himself in a mirror and then looked at his grandfather and askedAKPOS: Did God make you grandpaGRANDPA: Yes, yes He did!AKPOS: Did He also make me?GRANDPA: Of...
AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.When Little...
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...
Akpos stumbles up to the only other customer Osas in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. OSAS: Why? Of course!AKPOS: Where are you from? OSAS: I'm from Nigeria.AKPOS: You...
OCHUKO: I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single".AKPOS: Me too, I fight with my parents but you don't see me change...
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...
SON: Dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife. DAD: When you get married son, you will realize that the law is on our side.
Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...