Family Jokes
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Aisha arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on...
My parents told me I watch TV a lot and I should try reading more. So I turned on the subtitle... Got the beating of my life!
Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...
22-year old Akpos decided to get his own place to live and this is what he told his parents...AKPOS: Mom, dad, I've decided that I'm old and matured enough to live by myself now....
A man and his son were having their dinner on the dining table when the son looked into his father's food and saw that the meats there were much bigger than his. Immediately, he...
Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast.His mom says, "Before you can eat, you need to milk the cow, get the eggs...
Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?
Akpos wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.The following conversation ensued...WIFE: HoneyAKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?WIFE: (points to his...
I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...
A conversation between junior and his mum...MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please.Junior: Mum to drink?MUM: No... to change to Wine!