Family Jokes
22-year old Akpos decided to get his own place to live and this is what he told his parents...AKPOS: Mom, dad, I've decided that I'm old and matured enough to live by myself now....
A man and his son were having their dinner on the dining table when the son looked into his father's food and saw that the meats there were much bigger than his. Immediately, he...
Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast.His mom says, "Before you can eat, you need to milk the cow, get the eggs...
Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Aisha arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on...
Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...
My parents told me I watch TV a lot and I should try reading more. So I turned on the subtitle... Got the beating of my life!
My younger brother doesn't like morning prayers, because mom always ask him to lead in choruses.One morning, when he started the choruses with an unknown song, mom told him to...
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...
Conversation between a mother and her son...MOTHER: Musagi, why did you slap your friend Asha this morning?MUSAGI: He said I look like a hippopotamus six months ago! MOTHER: (...