Funny Sayings
In Bed: It's 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45am. At Work: It's 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it's 1:31pm
Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.
Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road...Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!Oga...
You must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary...Do you know why?It is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself!And it is wrong to ask a man...
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...
Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...
English is a funny Language. One fascinating word of English Language is Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together...
In bed, I was asking myself; "What are some of the Secrets to Success in Life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The Roof said, "Aim High." The Fan said, "Be Cool"...
Behind Every Successful Man, There is a Woman!If You Need More Success, Increase The Number of Women!