Funny Sayings

These 7 thoughts came to my head...1. When you use your hand to tickle yourself, It doesn't shock or make you laugh2. Ever wonder what will happen if a male Goat and a female...

Recently, I was diagnosed with old age disease - Age Activated Attention Deficit DisorderThis is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway...

Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?If an orange is...

Dont make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a womans tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with Loreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara...

Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...

It is only in Nigeria where you'll see a notice board that says, "Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age."

Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...

The Nigerian Police Be Like; "Oga your plate number is KADUNA, what are you doing in ABUJA? You are under arrest!

What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument? A knife has a point.

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