All Jokes

I met this pretty lady some few years back, she approached me and initiated a chat with me. She was driving an SUV that day. We finally exchanged contacts. She works as a senior...

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!

Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...

A blonde woman goes to work one day, crying.Her boss asks her why shes crying, and she says that she just heard that her mother had died.The boss tells her to go home and rest,...

When human body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the Boss. The brain said, ''I should be the Boss because I control the whole body responses and functions."The legs said...

Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls. Something she just loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned to...

Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.

I was in a car travelling to Lagos. The girls in front of me were having a conversation about their first time experience in a plane...The first girl said, "Kate, you won't...