All Jokes
MERCY: I don't want to go to school.MOTHER: Why not? MERCY: I don't feel well. MOTHER: Where don't you feel well? MERCY: IN SCHOOL.
WIFE: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs (pants)?DOCTOR: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
A man brought his TV to the electrical shop, because it had no sound. After a week, he went to take it back, but the electrician said that he couldn`t find the damage. ELECTRICIAN...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her...
A woman gives her housegirl the following list of items to buy in the market...Rice 200Meat 500Beans 300Total 1000.An hour passed and the house girl is yet...
One day, when a tailor was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble (used for protecting fingers when sewing) fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared...
Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.
GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?BOYFRIEND: I have...
Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus:1. Four pencil trousers.2. 9 T-shirt.3. Akpos Jokes Websites 4....