All Jokes
PASTOR: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, The New life Church, you are so special to us and the whole church would like to know your name....
MERCY: I don't want to go to school.MOTHER: Why not? MERCY: I don't feel well. MOTHER: Where don't you feel well? MERCY: IN SCHOOL.
WIFE: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs (pants)?DOCTOR: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can...
A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"
TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh
In life there are two things involvedIts either u are a man or a womanIf u are a woman u are safeIf u are a man there are two things involvedIts either u are in the military or u...
Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.
GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?BOYFRIEND: I have...
Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus:1. Four pencil trousers.2. 9 T-shirt.3. Akpos Jokes Websites 4....