All Jokes

A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"

TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh

In life there are two things involvedIts either u are a man or a womanIf u are a woman u are safeIf u are a man there are two things involvedIts either u are in the military or u...

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...

The following is a Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online...LADY: What car are you driving?AKPOS: A Mercedes Benz S ClassLADY: I feel so comfortable talking to you....

We grew up with the following mentalities below...All soft drinks are called minerals.All Fathers took first position while at school.India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was...

The President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their...

A Road Safety Officer stopped me, collected a bribe of N5,000 and forgot his iPhone 6 inside my car. He has been calling and begging me to return his phone. He said he used his...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the...

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