All Jokes

A secretary received an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later she sent a text to thank him. The boss's wife read the text first, became furious and packed out...

A husband comes home from church.He greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house.The wife was so surprised and she asked, "Did the pastor preach about being...

The telephone rings late in the night...HUSBAND: If it's for me then say that I am not at home.Wife answers, "He is at home."HUSBAND: What the hell?!WIFE: It was for me.

This was a conversation between a Police inspector and a man:MAN: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come backINSPECTOR: What is her height?MAN: I never checked....

PASTOR: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, The New life Church, you are so special to us and the whole church would like to know your name....

MERCY: I don't want to go to school.MOTHER: Why not? MERCY: I don't feel well. MOTHER: Where don't you feel well? MERCY: IN SCHOOL.

WIFE: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs (pants)?DOCTOR: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

A man brought his TV to the electrical shop, because it had no sound. After a week, he went to take it back, but the electrician said that he couldn`t find the damage. ELECTRICIAN...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her...

A woman gives her housegirl the following list of items to buy in the market...Rice 200Meat 500Beans 300Total 1000.An hour passed and the house girl is yet...