New Church Comer

PASTOR: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, The New life Church, you are so special to us and the whole church would like to know your name.

NEWCOMER: I'm Femi Okechukwu.

(The members shout and cheer)

PASTOR: Halleluyah!

CHURCH: Amen.

PASTOR: Mr. Femi Okechukwu, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you?

OKECHUKWU: Yes sir. The church should help me pray for my business to grow in this church more than how it grew in my former church.

CHURCH: AMEN!!!

PASTOR: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray for Mr. Okechukwu's business.

The whole congregation prays and speak in tongues

PASTOR: Mr Okechukwu, open your eyes. You left your former church because the business was stagnant right?

OKECHUKWU: Yes sir. Actually it was growing at first because the pastor had 7 Children, they all started dying one after another one. The casket they used in burying the pastor's children were all bought from me. Likewise, the church members started dying also and they were also all buying their caskets from me, hence the growth in my business. By the grace of God sir, I make caskets.

PASTOR: WHAT!!!

The whole church kicked Mr. Femi Okechukwu out of their church.