All Jokes

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...

"Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala."English translation: "Easier said than done."No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans." English Translation: Calm...

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge...

A Banker walks into the dentist and asks what it takes for getting a tooth pulled out."Well," said the dentist, "That depends on the level of service. If you want to go private we...

Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. Akpos spoke up, "We are all human...

The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow.No mechanic can repair breaking news.No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.Even if you have millions of cars,...

After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden...

Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing...

The class teacher instructed everyone to pull out their notebooks and write a very good essay on an imaginative football match. All the students in the class immediately got to...