All Jokes

Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest...

Girls and the love of gifts. "Honey I miss you, what are you getting me for EMEKA's burial?"

INSPECTOR: Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?AKPOS: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence.INSPECTOR: But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?AKPOS...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...

Akpos patronises a prostitute. This is the conversation that ensued between them:PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way...

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority of men and women. These are the arguments they presented:WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the...

AKPOS: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.DOCTOR: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father.The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in...