All Jokes
Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...
TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good...
A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The managing director who was stepping down, met with him privately and...
A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority of men and women. These are the arguments they presented:WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the...
AKPOS: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.DOCTOR: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father.The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was...
During a heated spat over finances, the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, WE COULD FIRE THE MAID." The wife, fuming, shot back, "...
TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.
I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...