Man vs Woman
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 12/12/2014 - 20:23
A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority of men and women. These are the arguments they presented:
WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the head cannot stand. Men were created out of dust but women were created out of flesh and flesh is stronger than the dust. Also, anything a man can do, a woman can do it better. In the life of any successful man there must be a woman.
MAN: A woman is not complete without a man because you cannot spell woman without man. You cannot spell she without he nor Mrs without Mr. Neither can you spell Madam without Adam; and why is it that we say Amen in the church instead of Awomen?
Who won?
WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the head cannot stand. Men were created out of dust but women were created out of flesh and flesh is stronger than the dust. Also, anything a man can do, a woman can do it better. In the life of any successful man there must be a woman.
MAN: A woman is not complete without a man because you cannot spell woman without man. You cannot spell she without he nor Mrs without Mr. Neither can you spell Madam without Adam; and why is it that we say Amen in the church instead of Awomen?
Who won?
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