All Jokes
Two lunatics, Akpos and Angelina escaped from a psychiatric home. Only few blocks away from the psychiatric home, Akpos asked Angelina...AKPOS: Where are we heading to?ANGELINA:...
TEACHER: If a=b and b=c then a=c. Who can give us a literal example of this mathematical statement?AKPOS: Ma, I love you and its obvious enough you love your daughter, so I love...
Akpos was preparing for his A Levels Mathematics Examination. The more he studied, the more he seemed not to understanding a thing. he consulted Angelina for help.AKPOS: Baby, I'...
Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...
There is a South-African man, a Nigerian man, and a Ghanaian man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane...
When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from...
While examining a female patient, Doctor tells her, Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."...
A couple lived together but the wife always seemed to be bothered by her husband's consistent way of ordering her around. So one day, she decided to speak up and the following...
Akpos and his friend Kwame fell into a pit at night, the following conversation occured: KWAME: Akpos are you hurt? Are you sure you're ok...
(Phone rings)AKPOS: Hello baby.GIRLFRIEND: Hey, can you please deposit 500 bucks for me? I want to go out to the mall with my friends!AKPOS: Do you think you should be going out...