All Jokes

Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...

Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...

TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.

''Darling. Am I the first man to make love to you?'' Her tone of answering was slightly more than irritable, ''Of course you are!" she said "And also the best too. I wonder why...

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".

Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest...

Girls and the love of gifts. "Honey I miss you, what are you getting me for EMEKA's burial?"

INSPECTOR: Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?AKPOS: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence.INSPECTOR: But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?AKPOS...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...