All Jokes

Akpos was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink. He was the toilet cleaner on the ship. The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no...

Akpos was completely taken aback when he set his eyes on beautiful Angelina wriggling past his street with her robust generous chest and plenty bottom. His 'mumu button' was...

2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...

IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Akpos?Akpos: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.

Yesterday, I had only N3,000 in my pocket and I was very hungry. But I wanted to eat good food, so I went to one high class hotel at Ikeja, Lagos and made an order for the most...

Akpos' girlfriend walked in and found panties hanging on the wall!GIRLFRIEND: (furious) Whose panties are those?AKPOS: (calm) Are you wearing yours?GIRLFRIEND: Yes I am!AKPOS:...

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I hate my bank!AKPOS: Why?CYNTHIA: They've been frustrating all day. I was in the bank all day trying to...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. POLICE: Do you know where you were going? BLONDE: No, but wherever it is, it must be...

[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...

Hello Biodun, My name is Frank Edoho, from who wants to be a Millionaire. Your Friend Akpos is on the hot seat, he needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel. The next voice...