All Jokes
Akpos was in the office when he received a phone call informing him that his teenage daughter was pregnant. Akpos was shocked and rushed to the hospital his daughter was in. Upon...
A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "Kunle! What is this?!" The...
A hunter went into the woods, shot a deer and brought it back for the wife to cook for dinner. He did not want his children to know what kind of meat it is but for them to figure...
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.ENGINEER: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!...
God said: "I cannot be everywhere, so I created Mother..."....Devil replied: "Even I cannot be everywhere too, so I created Mother-in-Law...
(Phone rings)AKPOS: Hello baby.GIRLFRIEND: Hey, can you please deposit 500 bucks for me? I want to go out to the mall with my friends!AKPOS: Do you think you should be going out...
A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...
Akpos and Kwame met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. Kwame kept complaining about his family problems. Finally, Akpos said to Kwame, "You think you have family problems...
GIRLFRIEND: Baby, you know my birthday is coming very soon.BOYFRIEND: Yes I do.GIRLFRIEND: What gift will you present to me?BOYFRIEND: What do you want?GIRLFRIEND: Uhmm! Buy me an...