All Jokes
In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...
Angelina and her anti gay campaigner boyfriend named Akpos went on a supposed romantic holiday to Spain. After four days in Spain, Akpos suddenly stopped caring and giving her...
[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...
Hello Biodun, My name is Frank Edoho, from who wants to be a Millionaire. Your Friend Akpos is on the hot seat, he needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel. The next voice...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell.""My dear," the...
A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...
Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife...
TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.
Akpos was in the classroom one day and his teacher asked him a question.TEACHER: Akpos! what do you call a deer with no eyes?AKPOS: ''No idea" ma.
A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. After a few fails her husband tells:HUSBAND: Darling, forget it, you won't succeed...WIFE: Don't worry, in the beginning, it was difficult...