All Jokes
A man was driving a car...A fat lady on a scooty overtook him. The man shouted: "Hey Cow..."The lady turned back and shouted: "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey."Suddenly, she had...
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...
KWAME: Akpos! Why do you put on tie during sex?AKPOS: I want her to know I mean business!
"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...
Three thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty.The first man stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison because there were three fishes in...
A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...
Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question.TEACHER: What is wickedness?AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba...
CYNTHIA: Akpos, I'm tired of this relationship.AKPOS: Why, what's wrong?CYNTHIA: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.AKPOS: (surprised) Wasn't it you...
My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins today. He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like Taiwo and Kehinde, Peter and Paul, Victor and Victoria. So he asked me...