All Jokes
TEACHER: Johnny, why didn't you complete the homework you were given yesterday? JOHNNY: Ma'am, do you know the problem with the world? The problem is that 90% of people in the...
Akpos dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven. A sweet female voice picked up and said, "This is...
If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's President, His 8 points agenda will be: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each other's heart will...
The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for...
Conversation between Akpos and his Teacher:TEACHER: Akpos why are you late to school?AKPOS: Because of a sign down the road. TEACHER: What does the sign have to do with you? AKPOS...
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car...
Akpos witnessed a car accident along a busy road: AKPOS: What happened? WITNESS: Two Hiace buses crashed into each other. No one survived. AKPOS: Very sad! Hope the people who...
Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his...
Angry husband sends an sms to his mother-in-law and the message reads:"Your product is not cooking food properly and nicely. It's not even performing in bed. In short, I am not...
WIFE: Sweety, how many girls did you date before you met me?HUSBAND: (quiet)WIFE: (5 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question!HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me...