All Jokes

A 72 year old man was making love to a 27 year old lady and suddenly he started SHAKING vigorously. The lady got scared and asked him, "What's wrong darling?" The man replied, "I...

1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!" 2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala" 3. Makes some...

A woman walked into a hospital with her 2 year old daughter. Walking into the doctor's office, the woman said, "Doctor my daughter is 2 years, she cant sit, talk or walk!" Another...

A conversation between Sergeant Akpos and his superior commanding Officer.COMMANDING OFFICER: Sergeant Akpos!AKPOS: Yes Sir!COMMANDING OFFICER: We are transferring you from Lagos...

TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.

One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...

AKPOS: Guy what's up? How are you doing?KWAME: (No reply)AKPOS: Hope you are doing great?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: How is life?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: You remembered those babes we...

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:PASTOR: Praise the Lord.CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When...

A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a...

TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...