All Jokes
A fat chicken cat walked past a ram tied to a tree during this Sallah. The chicken greeted the Ram jestfully, saying: "Bros I dey hail o, happy Sallah." And the Ram replied the...
Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
Akpos married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for divorce."Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said."Well, Your...
TEACHER: Akpos spell ORANGE? AKPOS: Which one? The colour or the fruit?
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!...
Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his illness...AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take four tea-spoonful of...
An Airline introduced a special package for business men. "Buy Your Ticket and Get Free Ticket For Your Wife.After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking...
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write and some good Christian values....
BOY: Do you know Shekau is dead?GIRL: OMG! I used to enjoy his movies. May his soul rest in perfect peace. We love him but God loves him more.
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the...