All Jokes
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.One of the candidate is Akpos. Bill Gates...
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do...
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying...
Akpos was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the...
"Akpos can put out a fire with a gallon of petrol.""Akpos counted to infinity. Twice.""Akpos threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.""When Akpos crosses the...
After robbing the bank , one of the robbers said to clerk:ROBBER: Did you see me robbing?CLERK: Yes I saw you. Robber killed him and ask the next clerk:ROBBER : Did you see me...
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold I found $20,000 inside the bag!I took the bag home and when I...
An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'"Dad turns to wife, "Would you sleep with Barrack Obama for $1 million?'' Wife answers, "...
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little hut. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly,...