All Jokes
TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The...
Husband knocks the door at midnight:WIFE: Go back where you're coming from!HUSBAND: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!WIFE: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you...
TAKE AWAY SLAPWhen someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.RESOUNDING SLAPThis is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny...
Husband sends an SMS message to his wife:"Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. CYNTHIA brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The...
Akpos bought a N100 ticket and won the lottery. He went to Lagos to claim it and a man verified his ticket number. Akpos said, "I want my 20 million naira."The man replied, "No...
As a man was walking by his 19 year old daughter's room, he saw her bed neatly tidied and all her room tidy as well. He went in astonished to see his daughter so clean for the...
Akpos stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my...
You buy a scotch-egg for N500, I buy an egg-roll for N50. They both have the same size of egg inside.You buy a pack of Five Alive for N300, I buy an orange, a mango and a...