All Jokes
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated (burned). She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them."You know that I-phone you promised me? I...
MUM: What did you learn at school today?ME: How to write!MUM: What did you write?ME: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos...
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a...
FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away.SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girls mother said: Akpos, I...
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing...
Queen Elizabeth, Barrack Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to hell fire. The Queen ask the devil to allow her make a phone call to London to know the welfare of her people. She...
Peter and David were lost in a desert. They were so thirsty and hungry that they could do anything for a cup of water and some food. Suddenly, they sighted a mosque, then Peter...
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the...