All Jokes

A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best...

I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them."I said hello to the...

A man with Ak47 ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven?! The congregation remained silent. He...

A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...

A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs...

A Man faced the Court after he caught his Wife cheating.JUDGE: Why did you shoot your Wife and not the Man?MAN: Your honour It's kinda hard having to shoot a different Man every...

Akpos was at the sitting room watching TV when his father came in and asked to go to his room to read. Akpos grabbed a coin on the table in front of him, flipped it in the air and...

A man was driving his car on a hot sunny afternoon. He gets to a police checkpoint and the following conversation takes place:MAN: How may I help you officer?OFFICER: Why aren't...

Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the...