All Jokes
Conversation between Akpos and a rat:RAT: (With a tiny voice) Hello.MAN: Hello, who am I speaking with?RAT: Na Mr Akpos be dis abi?MAN: Yes! You are speaking wit Mr Akpos. Who is...
Akpos lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family; a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic. But the fourth and youngest is...
One day, a member of the DEA goes to pay a visit to a farmer down in Texas. The DEA member knocks on the door and the farmer answers it:DEA: Hi, I'm from the Drug Enforcement...
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
A girl calls her boyfriend...GIRL: Baby, please I have a wedding to attend on Saturday and I'm amongst the Bridal Train. Give me N50,000 to buy and sew the wedding cloth, buy...
One afternoon, a nomad was out with his cows and his pet dog grazing the field. He continuously beat the cows with a stick to quicken their movement. One of the cows suddenly...
A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital. He asked the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer & a politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either...
Two Communities, Ezeagu and Udi in Enugu state, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, ezeagu community sent a delegate, Emeka Anya, to Udi to confirm...
Akpos was chatting with this girl and the following conversation started:AKPOS: Hey girl, I think your really hot, wanna go out?GIRL: I have a boyfriend.AKPOS: I have a Maths test...