All Jokes

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or...

One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of rsums he found four people who were equally qualified. An...

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich illiterate African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue...

Nawa for all these rich people. Akpos went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Akpos and asked: MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt,...

TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went...

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the...

Akpos' pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later, a message came in:PASTOR: How are you?AKPOS: I'm fine, pastor.PASTOR: May the building of...